Lyrics to "The Beat Goes Wrong" by Gron Dim
AKA "I'm So Rhythmically Challenged"
AKA "Gron's Lament"
Nobody knows the troubles I've had
I'm so rhythmically challenged, they say it's bad
CHORUS:
The beat goes wrong, the beat goes wrong
The drums don’t match my brain to the song
La De Da De DE
La De Da De DUMB
I can’t seem to be on the right page, uh huh
My bad beat brings others to a rage, uh huh
If they could get back to me, it would be sweet, uh huh
Or I’ll look for a beaten path back to their beat, uh huh
Could my rhythm be right and I’m alone at the top?
Or am I on another funky beat and told to stop?
To catch up with the others, I’ll pick up my pace
But that only gets me ahead of them with more disgrace
Why are they calling me “special”?, I’ll blame it on my brain
I am marching alone on an island with no escape, it’s insane
One of us is going faster all the time
I still cry "hey buddy, what is my crime"?
Lyrics to "The Beat Goes On" by Sonny & Cher
CHORUS:
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da
Charleston was once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh
Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh
The grocery store's the super mart, uh huh
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh
And men still keep on marching off to war
Electrically they keep a baseball score
Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss
The cars keep going faster all the time
Bums still cry "hey buddy, have you got a dime"
Click here to return to the Vervalsing Backstage Area